Sports Hernia Blog

Gregg Popovich…


… has become the Frank Serpico of San Antonio
… is making Bill Walton circa 1973 jealous proud
… has been detained for questioning, but he ain't budgin'
… is not a witness to LeBron, he's in the movie "Witness"
… hopes to evoke a reaction, something, anything, from Tim Duncan
… is Kris fucking Kringle
… hates his shirt and would prefer you cut the horseshit
… also hates media day and won't hesitate to shove that pen and pad up your ass
… is clearly telling the Zen Master to feast on it, hard
… will eventually tell Baron Davis that his beard blooooows
… recently moved to Williamsburg, Brooklyn (scarf not pictured)
… is about to get framed for murdering his wife before running from Tommy Lee Jones
… will kick your fucking ass if you make one more Harrison Ford reference
… is convinced that the role of Gandalf has not yet been filled by an older, gayer person


  1. bangus

    October 8, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Why don’t the j-pegs or whatever they are, ever show up when I access this site? And while someone apparently believes it’s cool to spew obscenities on their internet blog, it’s not. It’s pretentious and dumb.

  2. Marv

    October 8, 2008 at 7:07 am

    Keep those “pretentious” obscenities fuckin coming, y’all.

  3. Denvered

    October 8, 2008 at 7:54 am

    … wants to know if he looks like the kind of guy who feels like answering cliche questions.

  4. Upstate Underdog

    October 8, 2008 at 10:52 am

    ……is convinced that looking like the Unabomber will intimidate opponents.

  5. Stonehands

    October 8, 2008 at 11:24 am

    … dares you to ask him if the beard is fake, because he can’t wait slap the shit out of you.

  6. tamtam

    October 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    @ upstate underdog:

    lol! thats funny!

    …cant wait to take on dumbledore in ‘battle of the beards’

  7. Da Gusha

    October 8, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    ….has just returned from the Congo and thinks Cuba Gooding Jr. is a pretentious faggot.

  8. Debt Relief Services

    October 8, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    I think he feels that if he looks like a guy from skid row, the press will leave him alone.

  9. Pop

    October 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    @ bangus: Go fuck yourself you internet policing fuckstick

  10. Jay

    October 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    …spent his offseason teaching Sociology 332 at Columbia.

  11. Kevin

    October 9, 2008 at 12:40 am

    …Is pissed off that there’s not a “Bearded American of the Year Award.”

    Discriminatory ‘stache fags.

  12. wicker24

    October 9, 2008 at 12:49 am

    ….is all out of pot

  13. Zach K.

    October 9, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    …was arrested and charged with kidnapping and first degree murder, after Jimmy Hoffa fell out of his right cheek and onto the scorer’s table during Thursday night’s preseason game in Houston.

  14. Cass

    October 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    …has created fire!

  15. Gern Blanston

    October 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    knows when to hold ’em and knows when to fold ’em.

  16. tamtam

    October 19, 2008 at 2:10 am

    cant wait to beat the crap outta some little old russian priest for having a longer, thicker, and fuller beard then him…OR…is contemplating becoming a spokesman for that ‘just for men’ beard dye

  17. heyhookaz

    January 28, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    is F’n HOT.. and all MAN. he can easily get it! I need some Pop in my life

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