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Portland fans off to exciting start once again


Great start for Portland.  This is one hell of a headline to kick off the NBA season, exactly how Blazer fans drew it up:

"Oden hurts foot, Blazers lose to Lakers"

Poor Portland, what a disaster.  Hopefully it's minor and he doesn't become the Brawny Paper Towel guy version of Grant Hill.

Some headlines the people of Portland probably would have preferred to see in their local paper over the Oden one:

NFL canceled forever, still awaiting reason from Goodell

Mayor of Portland steals ice cream truck and drivers to Canada

Weed legalized, expected to be reasonably priced (Oh yes, they're that excited about Oden)

World Series postponed until February 2012

Kemp weighs comeback on Trailblazers

Walton's championship headband stolen

Portland now America's dirtiest city

Clyde Drexler spotted wearing Laker jersey and berating locals


  1. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    October 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Long distance running now illegal in the state of Oregon

    Terry Porter to grow mustache and wear toupee in honor of Rick Adelmen in return to Portland

    Oregon Ducks to cut available uniform combinations from 987 to 732

    Seattle Mariners rumored to be involved in possible move to Portland

    That missing piece of Rasheed Wallace’s hair found in city water supply

    Steve Blake actually got a girl pregnant

    Gary Busey film festival in town Friday and Saturday

  2. Da Gusha

    October 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Salmon now extinct in Columbia

    McCain defeats Obama

    George Bush signs gay marriage ban into law

    Mt. Hood erupts

    Clay Bennett purchases Blazers from Paul Allen

    Brandon Roy found dead in home

    Zombie Kevin Duckworth eats Clyde Drexler

  3. toothy

    October 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Is that Oden or the incredible Hulk?

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