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S.S.H.L.S.* spotted at Fenway


Hey, that’s  cool.  Whad’ya do there?  Oh, you used the letters of the station to create a message?  That’s really awesome.  Awesome if you totally suck.

Any of these would’ve have scored some points though…

Too Bad i Suck

Tonight i Believe i Suck

Totally Bitchin’ Sign

Total Boner Section

Tremendously Big Sack

Terry Bradshaw Sucks

*S.S.H.L.S. = Stupid shithead holding lame sign

And a bonus pic.  Anyone else a Bay-liever?

Whoever made this sign, please choke on something.  Now.



  1. Jay

    October 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Before the game, in a raised ranch in Taunton, Mass…

    Guy Holding Sign: Honey, check fackin wicked awesome sign I just put togetha!

    Wife: Um, I don’t get it…

    Guy: Bay, Jason Bay, I’m a belivah, bay-lievah, get it?

    Wife: No. He-ah, let me write in the numbah fowarty four-ah, so people don’t think you’re a fackin retahd. (Breaks out Sharpie, drawns #44 in totally different size, color)

    Wife: They-ah, that’s bettah.

  2. gerrard sir hornypants

    October 17, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    people who make these TV station acronym signs to get on TV should be shot in the face…

  3. tamtam

    October 17, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    @ gerrard sir hornypants:

    agreed. those people turn sporting events into a giant advertising campaign for the station, which nobody gives a rats ass about anyway

  4. Dennis Savitsky

    October 17, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Maybe TBS stands for Tom Brady’s a Sissy

    Signs suck and so do these guys

  5. Athletic College Recruiting

    October 17, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    lol lol lol

    Dang… I just don’t think I can get enough sports. Shhh my wife is coming. lol Hey thanks for the post and my for satisfying my need to “feed on sports” info. Kenney

  6. Amani Bloomer

    October 18, 2008 at 1:24 am

    Terrificly Gay Balls

    Tommy Brady Sucks!

  7. LDSC

    October 18, 2008 at 8:50 am

    I just don’t think I know how to get sufficient exercise instruction.

  8. Upstate Underdog

    October 20, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    I’m willing to bet there was at least one “I’m gay for J. Bay” sign in Fenway during the play-offs due to most Sox fans loving cock.

  9. Jason @ IIATMS

    October 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Is that Simmons holding the Rays hat?

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