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The latest risqu? sports celebrity sightings
- Updated: October 7, 2008
It's been awhile since our first installment of this feature, but it will be happening on a more regular basis now.
Our crafty Hernia mole was once again able to get his hands on some highly sought after photographs of some of the world's most relevant sports figures.
Take a look…
Mitch Albom caught by cameras taking a break from mailing in columns to spy on some neighborhood babes. Fantastic approach Mitch, you're seconds away from replacing that untamed beast in the middle.
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An aloof Stephen A. Smith was spotted street performing for no apparent reason whatsoever. Our spy says Smith staunchly refused to play anything but the catchy theme to Mr. Belvedere.
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Former standout center for Philadelphia, Shawn Bradley was spotted inside Tetris amazingly wearing his old Sixers uniform. Bradley reportedly got into a shoving match with the purple 'L' (top right) and forced his way into being sent down first. The game user hoped Bradley would serve as the thin, tall block that could achieve the next level. Unfortunately, several misguided NBA teams had thought that same thing. Bradley however was credited with scoring the first line but it proved to be costly as his legs vanished.
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Once a player, always a player. Jeff Van Gundy seen here sitting soaking up the fleshy fun at the Playboy Mansion for Mike Fratello's "Fuck it, it's October" party.
Stonehands
October 7, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Bradley’s uniform is timeless.
Von Kaiser
October 7, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Gold.
Gellman
October 7, 2008 at 2:06 pm
How did you get Stephen to look directly into the camera? Ohhh, right, offer him a Cheez Doodle.
Jason@IIATMS
October 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
what happened to the Albom & Bradley pix? X’d out….
TBone
October 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
@Jason: Pics aren’t showing up?
ForWhomJayBellTolls
October 8, 2008 at 2:01 am
Yes I also can’t see the Bradley or Albom pics….I’ll try contribute anyway
“Seinfeld joke”
“pro wrestling joke”
“nintendo joke”
“bad hair and/or mustache joke”
TBone
October 8, 2008 at 7:55 am
All 4 pics should be showing up now. Let us know if you still can’t see them.
John
October 8, 2008 at 9:20 am
no pics.
TBone
October 8, 2008 at 9:53 am
Ok, NOW they should all be working.
Sorry guys.
SSReporters
October 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Can’t……stop…….laughing.
charlie
October 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Shawn Bradley STILL doesn’t look as lost as he did on the Sixers.
Zen Wizard
October 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm
The top one is a real “Where’s WalDouche?” moment.
Zen Wizard
October 8, 2008 at 6:20 pm
< Why is Edward G. Robinson telling me my marketing sucks?
Von Kaiser
October 8, 2008 at 11:40 pm
< Why is Frank Costanza telling me my marketing sucks?
Da Gusha
October 9, 2008 at 1:03 am
< Why is Lou Holtz telling me my marketing sucks?
Stonehands
October 9, 2008 at 9:27 am
< Why is my deli guy telling me my marketing sucks?
Zen Wizard
October 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
< Why is a pissed off winged monkey from the Wizard of Oz telling me my marketing sucks?