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The last thing you will do before killing yourself

Halloween-Sports-ContactsExcerpt from the article:

As you're getting ready for Halloween on Friday, you should keep in mind a warning issued recently by the Food and Drug Administration about decorative contact lenses.

You should also keep in mind that if you're considering decorative contact lenses like these, you fucking suck.  And if you show up to my house wearing those I will surely give you a treat — in the form of lead fucking candy corn sprayed down your neck.


Novelty Contacts Can be Halloween Horror for Eye Health (USA Today)


  1. kevin

    October 29, 2008 at 10:09 am

    This inspires such anger and hate.

  2. tamtam

    October 29, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    good god, people! do you realize how tacky that looks? decorative contact lenses should be banned forever!

  3. contact lenses

    June 30, 2010 at 4:57 am

    Lol! That’s so mean. Yah it’s very creative but it will look scary, not nice to look at. In halloween? they’re on!

  4. Rachel

    August 16, 2010 at 8:10 am

    Halloween contacts lens are always a big hit and most frequently purchased product. The contact lens are used more for the horror shows and also some shows wer eyes are targeted.These halloween contacts are in various designs and varities.

  5. Kat

    September 23, 2010 at 2:57 am

    Contacts for Halloween don’t scare you that much do they? 😉

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