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- Updated: October 29, 2008
As you're getting ready for Halloween on Friday, you should keep in mind a warning issued recently by the Food and Drug Administration about decorative contact lenses.
You should also keep in mind that if you're considering decorative contact lenses like these, you fucking suck. And if you show up to my house wearing those I will surely give you a treat — in the form of lead fucking candy corn sprayed down your neck.
Novelty Contacts Can be Halloween Horror for Eye Health (USA Today)