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Other selfless acts by good citizen Tony Romo
- Updated: November 20, 2008
In no particular order:
– Provided the tape and man hours to fix Lewis and Gilbert's glasses.
– Pulled over to help a grumpy father fix his tire and thus save Ralphie from dropping the F-bomb.
– Gave Bernie a proper burial.
– Led courageous but unsuccessful dig to rescue Wade Phillips' well earned "shitty coach" reputation.
– Fended off several of Bobby Heenan's henchman while Hogan pinned Andre for the most respected prize in all of sports.
– Awarded TheSportsHernia a $17.25 bailout, in turn saving the once wealthy site from complete and utter doom, and allowing them to continue making fun of professional athletes, including ones that do nice things.
– Gave Lucas his varsity jacket and started emotional slow-clap in his old high school locker room.
– Made a teammate cry with joy after simply reassuring him that he's his teammate and also his quaterback.
– Broke his pinkie so the Cowboys would fall back into the middle of the pack instead of dominating the world, like every writer predicted.