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A’s owner speaks out on playoffs; wants to lure you into his playhouse

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According to several reports, Oakland A's owner Lew Wolff fancies the idea of shortening the first round of the playoffs from its current format to a 1-game playoff.  In fact, it appears he's become aroused by the idea.

While we'd very much love to sit around and discuss the proposal intelligently like the great Skip Bayless, we're having difficulty getting past this creepy photograph of Wolff.

He definitely owned a bike shop at one time or another, right?  It's like someone just told him the dark tales of Marv Albert and he's thirsting for more.

5 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    November 21, 2008 at 10:06 am

    He should’ve been part of American Psycho in some capacity.

  2. zen wizard

    November 21, 2008 at 11:22 am

    The last time I saw that facial expression a guy was asking me to come in for some cookies when I was trying to collect for my paper route.

  3. JUICE

    November 21, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Poster boy for “to catch a predator”

  4. arnold

    November 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Poster boy for sex with corpses brochure

  5. tamtam

    November 21, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    somewhere, the equally-old al davis is green with envy (NOT from decomp)

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