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Jazz fans dangerously close to impressing your girlfriend
- Updated: November 18, 2008
Our favorite part about this image is probably the letter "J" which has understandably become so upset by it's current resting place that it appears to have begun shedding a few tears. Poor thing.
Obviously the gentleman housing that "J" was originally supposed to be the "Z" – both of them.
If that woman sitting underneath the "A" cocks her head back just a bit further she'll be in armpit paradise.
And judging by his hair, the guy representing the first "Z" just got done doing an aggressive motorboat to the second "Z".
Um, go Jazz or something.