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Jazz fans dangerously close to impressing your girlfriend


Our favorite part about this image is probably the letter "J" which has understandably become so upset by it's current resting place that it appears to have begun shedding a few tears.  Poor thing.

Obviously the gentleman housing that "J" was originally supposed to be the "Z" – both of them.

If that woman sitting underneath the "A" cocks her head back just a bit further she'll be in armpit paradise.

And judging by his hair, the guy representing the first "Z" just got done doing an aggressive motorboat to the second "Z".

Um, go Jazz or something.


  1. Upstate Underdog

    November 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    easily one of the most disturbing pictures ever to grace The Sports Hernia

  2. TheSportsHernia

    November 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    @UpstateUnderdog: It truly emcomposses all that is awful.

    And I think they meant to spell out JIZZ.

  3. zen wizard

    November 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Anytime a guy in a wifebeater is doing a socially acceptable activity like rooting for a team and not getting hauled away in steel bracelets on “Cops!” I say it is basically a good thing.

  4. Gellman

    November 18, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    I want YOU! (To get me a tasty kake).

  5. tamtam

    November 18, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    @ zen wizard: good point

    i’d also like to add that those fat guys in jazz wifebeaters are no match for the ‘luvabulls’-if you know anything about the chicago bulls dance squad, you’ll know exactly what i mean. that would be a heluva halftime show-luvabulls vs fat utah jazz guys 🙂

  6. Kevin

    November 18, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    The epitome of the Utah Jazz’s existance in the NBA.

  7. Harvey Bars

    November 18, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    You simply can’t pack 20,000 Wynton Marsalis fans in under one roof without expecting there to be a handful of bad apples in the bunch.

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