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Joe Sports Fan Presents: Advertisers, Be Cautious of Your Trendy Graphics

Joe_sports_fan_logo_phixr_2_2By Matt Sebek

The "splashed" blood and paint phenomenon is a trend that has gotten increasingly popular in Photoshop land recently.  The trend adds some attitude and demeanor to any graphic.  Well, *almost* any graphic.

A reader directed us to the following promotional banner that appeared at the 2008 World Cyber Games.

World-cyber-games

Budding Photoshoppers should be aware of their "splashed paint" usage.  In this case, an liquidous explosion directly underneath a weight-lifters anus usually indicates some sort of rectal blowout.

In addition to the Photoshop faux pas, you might be asking yourself, "What in God's name are the World Cyber Games?"  It's a fair question, and one that ran through my coconut after learning about the origin of this advertisement.

Officially, the World Cyber Games is the world's largest gaming festival, serving over one million gamers every year.  Unofficially, it's the worst place on earth to get laid second to a Willie McGee look-alike contest.

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6 Comments

  1. zen wizard

    November 26, 2008 at 11:53 am

    There’s a “VIP Lounge” at a nerd convention? You would have to be dressed like a high-ranking Klingon to get into that I would imagine.

  2. bo

    November 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Maybe his boyfriend was “spotting him” from behind and the picture just happened to capture the “moneyshot” moment.

  3. tamtam

    November 26, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    the physics of this rectal blowout are all wrong! gravity would pull that shit down! even high-velocity shitspray would have to arc down eventually!

  4. Soy

    November 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    This is what’s considered a sports hernia.

  5. Dr Huxtable

    November 27, 2008 at 4:17 am

    Have you ever seen the picture of the weightlifter who shat out his intestines while lifting? Hilarious and disgusting.

  6. tamtam

    November 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    yes, i have. rotten.com exists for a reason :)

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