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Joe Sports Fan Presents: JSF President Contributing to NBC Football Night in America

Joe_sports_fan_logo_phixr_2_2By Patrick Imig

The powers that be at NBC didn't quite grasp how ridiculous it was for the Football Night in America crew to broadcast in a dark studio with lit candles in place of traditional electricity last year.  Instead of asking people to conserve energy, we had to watch what looked like Bob Costas telling scary stories in the dark.

They're back at it again this year with the 2008 version of NBC's Green
something or other.  Last night the football studio folk revealed what
they're doing to conserve energy prior to the festivities for the
Cowboys and Redskins.


Pretty sure Bettis washes his clothes in cold water to avoid any potential for shirt shrinkage, but I'll give him the benefit of the
doubt.  And though I find it hard to believe an intellectual such as
Tiki would share transportation with the common humanoids of society, I
think I speak for everyone here at JSF in saying we do appreciate all
of NBC's efforts.

We especially appreciate the network taking the time to salute Joe Mustache and his ongoing efforts to save the planet:


Thanks, guys.


Past greatness seen right here each
week from the former Stacy Kiebler ass buffers turned Starman promoters turned bloggers at Joe Sports Fan:

JSF Presents: Listen Up. We're All Techy and Stuff
JSF Presents… The Media Circus Craptacular Ballot
JSF Presents… Legends Hospitality: The Menu
JSF Presents… Week 7 Denouement: Terrell Owens' Boogers
JSF Presents… Brett Favre's Green Bay Home Now For Sale
JSF Presents… Wait A Minute, That's Not St. Louis…
JSF Presents… If Women Gymnastics Weren't Creepy Enough…
JSF Presents… Don't Be A Victim Of FMI


  1. zen wizard

    November 19, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    < "Your Marketing Sucks"-Guy put on a wetsuit and single-handedly diverted a pack of sea otters from Prince William Sound after the Valdez disaster--speaking an underwater telepathic language that only he, Aquaman, and ocean wildlife understand.

  2. tyduffy

    November 19, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Doesn’t Tiki also drive a huge SUV in a Cadillac commercial?

  3. Dark Helmet

    November 19, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Tiki should throw on his overalls and ride his big wheel to work.

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