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So we're hearing that this thoughtful completely absurd tattoo on Kenyon Martin's neck is a shoutout to his girlfriend.  Our question is, who is his girlfriend?  We've narrowed it down to a select few:

Any other candidates?  If you say Trina, you're taking all the fun out of this.

24 Comments

  1. Lieutenant Elgart

    November 6, 2008 at 10:36 am

    I don’t know whether to look at him, or read him.

  2. tamtam

    November 6, 2008 at 10:40 am

    talk about tacky!

  3. JUICE

    November 6, 2008 at 11:59 am

  4. Stonehands

    November 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Did he have his first nip slip yet this year?

  5. KENYON

    November 6, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    ONE LOVE KID!

  6. Blake

    November 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    With all those random tattoos, it must be Amy Winehouse’s new beau.

  7. Steve

    November 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Former Steeler great Louis Lipps?

    sorry, that was awful, I’ll show myself out.

  8. Stonehands

    November 6, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Louis Lipps is great.

    Maybe it was thing that kissed him:

    http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pete_burns.jpg

  9. kevin

    November 6, 2008 at 4:13 pm

  10. bfriley76

    November 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    I’d say Janice, from Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

  11. Dantrez

    November 6, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    LL Cool J???

  12. zen wizard

    November 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Will all those tattoos hurt his chances if he runs for appellate judge after he retires?

  13. Cass

    November 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Trina

  14. tamtam

    November 6, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    @ blake: you might be onto something there…

  15. Stonehands

    November 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    That guy in the old school ‘Niners jacket must have kissed him.

  16. Concord Dennis

    November 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    It’s got to be Madonna

  17. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    November 7, 2008 at 12:23 am

    I had a comment about Louis Lipps but I quickly found it is now moot

  18. TBone

    November 7, 2008 at 11:39 am

  19. Seymour aka Dark Helmet

    November 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm

  20. shalom

    November 8, 2008 at 3:16 am

    Sarah Palin? Lipstick off the pig?

  21. Stephanie

    November 18, 2008 at 2:17 am

    I think it’s Betty Boop

  22. nugz

    February 27, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    i guess i am the only one that likes it??

  23. VE-VE

    April 30, 2009 at 9:02 am

    TRiNA iS HiS GiRLFRiEND jUST LIStEN TO TRINA’S SONG LOOK BACK AT ME. DUH

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