K-Mart apparently paying homage to Miss Piggy with latest tat

So we're hearing that this thoughtful completely absurd tattoo on Kenyon Martin's neck is a shoutout to his girlfriend.  Our question is, who is his girlfriend?  We've narrowed it down to a select few:

• Morgana the kissing Bandit
• Miss Piggy
• Steven Tyler
• Janice Dickenson
• Mr. Ed
• Larry Lips
• Sy Snootles

Any other candidates?  If you say Trina, you're taking all the fun out of this.

24 Comments

1. 

   Lieutenant Elgart

   November 6, 2008 at 10:36 am

   I don’t know whether to look at him, or read him.

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   tamtam

   November 6, 2008 at 10:40 am

   talk about tacky!

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3. 

   JUICE

   November 6, 2008 at 11:59 am

   I was thinking “Mush Mouth”?????

   http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-Nov-25-Thu-2004/photos/guest.jpg

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4. 

   Stonehands

   November 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm

   Did he have his first nip slip yet this year?

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5. 

   KENYON

   November 6, 2008 at 1:52 pm

   ONE LOVE KID!

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6. 

   Blake

   November 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   With all those random tattoos, it must be Amy Winehouse’s new beau.

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7. 

   Steve

   November 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   Former Steeler great Louis Lipps?

   sorry, that was awful, I’ll show myself out.

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8. 

   Stonehands

   November 6, 2008 at 2:23 pm

   Louis Lipps is great.

   Maybe it was thing that kissed him:

   http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pete_burns.jpg

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9. 

   Von Kaiser

   November 6, 2008 at 4:03 pm

   Was it Slick?

   http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/08/13/slick_greatest_wwf_manager_ever.png

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10. 

    kevin

    November 6, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    I would imagine only guys like Korver get lips like these:

    http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a8/Supermanchris/scarlett_pussycat.jpg

    http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-09/25465437.gif

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11. 

    bfriley76

    November 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    I’d say Janice, from Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

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12. 

    Dantrez

    November 6, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    LL Cool J???

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13. 

    zen wizard

    November 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Will all those tattoos hurt his chances if he runs for appellate judge after he retires?

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14. 

    Cass

    November 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Trina

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15. 

    tamtam

    November 6, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    @ blake: you might be onto something there…

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16. 

    Stonehands

    November 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    That guy in the old school ‘Niners jacket must have kissed him.

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17. 

    Concord Dennis

    November 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    It’s got to be Madonna

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18. 

    ForWhomJayBellTolls

    November 7, 2008 at 12:23 am

    I had a comment about Louis Lipps but I quickly found it is now moot

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19. 

    TBone

    November 7, 2008 at 11:39 am

    I GOT IT! It’s Wanda:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4990/in-living-color-wanda-and-the-vampire

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20. 

    Seymour aka Dark Helmet

    November 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    You’ve forgotten this thing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRN39oifsE&feature=related

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21. 

    shalom

    November 8, 2008 at 3:16 am

    Sarah Palin? Lipstick off the pig?

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22. 

    Stephanie

    November 18, 2008 at 2:17 am

    I think it’s Betty Boop

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23. 

    nugz

    February 27, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    i guess i am the only one that likes it??

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24. 

    VE-VE

    April 30, 2009 at 9:02 am

    TRiNA iS HiS GiRLFRiEND jUST LIStEN TO TRINA’S SONG LOOK BACK AT ME. DUH

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