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K-Mart apparently paying homage to Miss Piggy with latest tat
- Updated: November 6, 2008
So we're hearing that this thoughtful completely absurd tattoo on Kenyon Martin's neck is a shoutout to his girlfriend. Our question is, who is his girlfriend? We've narrowed it down to a select few:
Any other candidates? If you say Trina, you're taking all the fun out of this.
Lieutenant Elgart
November 6, 2008 at 10:36 am
I don’t know whether to look at him, or read him.
tamtam
November 6, 2008 at 10:40 am
talk about tacky!
JUICE
November 6, 2008 at 11:59 am
I was thinking “Mush Mouth”?????
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-Nov-25-Thu-2004/photos/guest.jpg
Stonehands
November 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Did he have his first nip slip yet this year?
KENYON
November 6, 2008 at 1:52 pm
ONE LOVE KID!
Blake
November 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm
With all those random tattoos, it must be Amy Winehouse’s new beau.
Steve
November 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Former Steeler great Louis Lipps?
sorry, that was awful, I’ll show myself out.
Stonehands
November 6, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Louis Lipps is great.
Maybe it was thing that kissed him:
http://blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pete_burns.jpg
Von Kaiser
November 6, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Was it Slick?
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/08/13/slick_greatest_wwf_manager_ever.png
kevin
November 6, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I would imagine only guys like Korver get lips like these:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a8/Supermanchris/scarlett_pussycat.jpg
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-09/25465437.gif
bfriley76
November 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I’d say Janice, from Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
Dantrez
November 6, 2008 at 5:43 pm
LL Cool J???
zen wizard
November 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Will all those tattoos hurt his chances if he runs for appellate judge after he retires?
Cass
November 6, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Trina
tamtam
November 6, 2008 at 7:06 pm
@ blake: you might be onto something there…
Stonehands
November 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm
That guy in the old school ‘Niners jacket must have kissed him.
Concord Dennis
November 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm
It’s got to be Madonna
ForWhomJayBellTolls
November 7, 2008 at 12:23 am
I had a comment about Louis Lipps but I quickly found it is now moot
TBone
November 7, 2008 at 11:39 am
I GOT IT! It’s Wanda:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4990/in-living-color-wanda-and-the-vampire
Seymour aka Dark Helmet
November 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm
You’ve forgotten this thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRN39oifsE&feature=related
shalom
November 8, 2008 at 3:16 am
Sarah Palin? Lipstick off the pig?
Stephanie
November 18, 2008 at 2:17 am
I think it’s Betty Boop
nugz
February 27, 2009 at 10:03 pm
i guess i am the only one that likes it??
VE-VE
April 30, 2009 at 9:02 am
TRiNA iS HiS GiRLFRiEND jUST LIStEN TO TRINA’S SONG LOOK BACK AT ME. DUH