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Other selfless acts by good citizen Tony Romo


Did you hear?  Tony Romo did a good deed.  Since it followed another selfless act from earlier this season, we thought a celebration of his other storybook-like deeds was more than necessary. 

In no particular order:

– Provided the tape and man hours to fix Lewis and Gilbert's glasses.

– Pulled over to help a grumpy father fix his tire and thus save Ralphie from dropping the F-bomb.

– Gave Bernie a proper burial.

– Led courageous but unsuccessful dig to rescue Wade Phillips' well earned "shitty coach" reputation.

– Fended off several of Bobby Heenan's henchman while Hogan pinned Andre for the most respected prize in all of sports.

– Awarded TheSportsHernia a $17.25 bailout, in turn saving the once wealthy site from complete and utter doom, and allowing them to continue making fun of professional athletes, including ones that do nice things.

– Gave Lucas his varsity jacket and started emotional slow-clap in his old high school locker room.

– Made a teammate cry with joy after simply reassuring him that he's his teammate and also his quaterback.

– Broke his pinkie so the Cowboys would fall back into the middle of the pack instead of dominating the world, like every writer predicted. 



    November 20, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I so want to hate him…why does Romo have to be so f’ing cool?

  2. Stonehands

    November 20, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    I bet that song he’s jamming out to is awesome and does NOT suck giraffe testicles.

  3. kevin

    November 20, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Romo generously took the time to take the Simpson family on vacation a week before a playoff game. He’s certainly a charitable guy.

  4. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    November 25, 2008 at 1:38 am

    The Lucas slow clap is the greatest scene in motion picture history

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