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The name of Tampa's team spokesman is Rick Vaughn

Feel free to celebrate this news by banging the snot out of Roger Dorn's a coworker's wife.

Speaking of 'Wild Thing', nobody pulled off a Vaughn impression quite like ESPN's own Fred Hickman:

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9 Comments

  1. tamtam

    November 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    fred hickman channnels rick vaughn? i think not! if you ask me personally, i think hickman resembles samuel l. jackson in horn-rimmmed glasses more then rick vaughn any day.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    November 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    @tamtam: Fred Hickman also channels a bumpy horse ride in this particular photo.

  3. Clu Haywood

    November 20, 2008 at 9:34 am

    I still lead the league in nosehairs.

  4. Ricky Vaughan

    November 20, 2008 at 9:35 am

    I may be Tampa Bay’s spokesperson, but I refuse to wear a tie. I feel like a banker in one of those things.

  5. Roger Dorn

    November 20, 2008 at 9:37 am

    You porked my wife, asshole.

  6. Lou Brown

    November 20, 2008 at 9:37 am

    I’d like to comment about this, but I’ve got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I’m going to have to get back to you

  7. Pedro Cerrano

    November 20, 2008 at 9:43 am

    I’m pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fuck you, Joboo. I do it myself.

  8. JUICE

    November 20, 2008 at 10:17 am

    “Nice catch hayes, don’t ever fucking do it again!”

  9. Marv

    November 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    “Want me to drag him outside and kick the shit out of him?”

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