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The real juice behind the Rays’ controversial mascot firing


The name of Tampa's team spokesman is Rick Vaughn

Feel free to celebrate this news by banging the snot out of Roger Dorn's a coworker's wife.

Speaking of 'Wild Thing', nobody pulled off a Vaughn impression quite like ESPN's own Fred Hickman:



  1. tamtam

    November 19, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    fred hickman channnels rick vaughn? i think not! if you ask me personally, i think hickman resembles samuel l. jackson in horn-rimmmed glasses more then rick vaughn any day.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    November 19, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    @tamtam: Fred Hickman also channels a bumpy horse ride in this particular photo.

  3. Clu Haywood

    November 20, 2008 at 9:34 am

    I still lead the league in nosehairs.

  4. Ricky Vaughan

    November 20, 2008 at 9:35 am

    I may be Tampa Bay’s spokesperson, but I refuse to wear a tie. I feel like a banker in one of those things.

  5. Roger Dorn

    November 20, 2008 at 9:37 am

    You porked my wife, asshole.

  6. Lou Brown

    November 20, 2008 at 9:37 am

    I’d like to comment about this, but I’ve got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I’m going to have to get back to you

  7. Pedro Cerrano

    November 20, 2008 at 9:43 am

    I’m pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fuck you, Joboo. I do it myself.

  8. JUICE

    November 20, 2008 at 10:17 am

    “Nice catch hayes, don’t ever fucking do it again!”

  9. Marv

    November 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    “Want me to drag him outside and kick the shit out of him?”

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