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The following quotes were from Emmitt Smith to Drew Brees following the Saints-Packers game.  Sadly, these words were said by an actual human.  Try reading the first one aloud three times in a row.  Actually, just try reading it:

"Now if your offense is as efficient has it that is has been why won't you do this more?"

"How come you this cannot continue on throughout the rest of the season?"

— Emmitt Smith, 11/24/08

11 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    November 25, 2008 at 1:40 am

    How come this then went despicable at that?

  2. Upstate Underdog

    November 25, 2008 at 8:22 am

    the fact that Emmitt Smith gets paid to speak on television is further proof that America is the greatest country in the world.

  3. bo

    November 25, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Mongo like ball…Mongo carry ball more farther than any other in history of ball carrying.

  4. Jason @ IIATMS

    November 25, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I sprained my eye

  5. TheSportsHernia

    November 25, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Don King applauds all of this.

  6. Shane McMayonnaise

    November 25, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Because that went this when despicable at that.

  7. tamtam

    November 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    how do those other announcers have the guts to get near emmitt. he needs a strightjacket ASAP!!

  8. Upstate Underdog

    November 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Only in America, baby.

  9. Shane McMayonnaise

    November 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top, I want to take us to the bank.

  10. ethanator1088

    November 25, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Emmitt Smith is who for to laugh at.

  11. Soy

    November 25, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    He’s like a fucked-up coked-out Yoda, dropping knowledge on us like broken Precious Moments.

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