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What is Ronaldo doing?

Prior to Manchester United's massive clash against Arsenal this
weekend, Hernia staffers (including the mole) and the rest of the world are waiting with baited breath for the answer to this question:

Just what in the hairy hell
is Ronaldo doing?


Practicing his painfully effeminate version of the Red Rooster strut?



Auditioning for an even gayer version of the Blue Lagoon?



Playing his daily game of duck-duck-goose with best bud Ryan Giggs?


  1. tamtam

    November 8, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    thats not the red rooster strut! thats a weird morph of the chicken dance!!

  2. the LMNOPotamus

    November 8, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    I, for one, am shocked… soccer is otherwise such a manly sport.


  3. Yea

    November 10, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Yea, LMNO, like that joke isn’t getting old. Hey you must be an NFL fan, you brain dead twit.

  4. zen wizard

    November 10, 2008 at 11:43 am


    Where the f*** is the “AIG” on his shirt???

    WE PAID $100-MILLION FOR THAT $#!t!!!

    And by “we,” I mean “the American taxpayer.”

    And by “that $#!T,” I mean a boneheaded waste of advertising dollars.

  5. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    November 10, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    is doing the toughest part of his Karate Kid training, minute 3 to 4 of this video:

  6. Bonzai

    March 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Hes the most overrated player ever!


  7. jacky

    April 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I won’t go as far as saying that he is most overrated player ever, but i do think that he is not as good as peolpe think he is.

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