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What is Ronaldo doing?
- Updated: November 8, 2008
Prior to Manchester United's massive clash against Arsenal this
weekend, Hernia staffers (including the mole) and the rest of the world are waiting with baited breath for the answer to this question:
Just what in the hairy hell
is Ronaldo doing?
Practicing his painfully effeminate version of the Red Rooster strut?
Auditioning for an even gayer version of the Blue Lagoon?