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Belichick placed in customary storage room until August

6a00d83451b84f69e20105369dc017970b-pi_phixrThe Bill will be on his normal offseason schedule of three feedings a day while sitting in New England's posh 5' x 5' storage facility to analyze game tape and college tape, with an occasional switch to the Celtics game to pan the crowd for MILFs.

As you can see, Bill is groggy and needs his meds. 

He'll see you next season.

6 Comments

  1. tamtam

    December 30, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    admit it bill, you live a dismal existance. football for 5-6 mos, and then off to the cave for some r-&-r. thats no way for a man to live.

    need some MILF movies to keep you company during the long offseason? 😉

  2. zen wizard

    December 31, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Well, if ANYTHING can take his mind off of a bunch of full-grown men in tights chasing a pigskin, I would say it would be the linked MILF.

    I mean if she took her top off and you were STILL thinking about a sweaty 300-pound offensive lineman, I would think you would need some kind of Clockwork Orange aversion therapy or something.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    December 31, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    He gives off the air of a ‘before shot’ for Cialis. The after shot should be of him and the MILF. Hair combed, smiling, alert and most importantly, alive.

  4. vjs

    December 31, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Being with that MILF is a great way for a man to live.

  5. zen wizard

    January 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    I’m not sure what Cialis is–but from the commercial, I think it helps you dance with old ladies to soft jazz music.

    (Definition of “old lady”= “Woman less than 15 years younger than Zen Wizard.”)

    If they would have had this drug in 1950, Arthur Murray would have been Bill Gates.

  6. tamtam

    January 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    WHAT ARE YOU, A DINOSAUR??!!!

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