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… believes he's in Aladdin and loves every second of it.
… is taming Siegfried & Roy.
… thoroughly enjoys blowing Westbrook's mind.
… convincingly performs his valley girl "Oh my gawd, like totally ew!" impersonation.
… is that calm, stoic, old school leader who commands respect.
… thinks he is Ms. Pacman and fears Westbrook is a chasing ghost.
… is unfortunately not in immediate danger of being pecked to death by Woody Woodpecker.
… should be lauded for his poise considering he's being attacked by an invisible lion.
… is doing a retard version of the Thriller dance.