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Middle-aged dorks swarm Citi Field


Feverish applause to the cameraman (far left) who keenly sensed the awkward nerd symmetry and decided to go against the grain.

Emphatic thumbs down to Mets COO Jeff Wilpon and his disturbing Mark Gastineau Neg-Burns.


  1. zen wizard

    December 12, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Heh, heh: “Neg-burns.”

    Nothing says, “Winning on your own merits with no help from anyone and Spartan corporate management with no frills” like the expert branding of the name, Citi Field.

    Why not just call it Che Guevara Stadium at this point?

  2. tamtam

    December 12, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    lol 🙂

  3. Shane McMayonnaise

    December 12, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Number of guys in this photo: 12

    Number of guys who have seen tits live in their living room: 1 (guy with rebel helmet)

  4. Soy

    December 12, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Number of guys in photo who will go home and pretend they’re Darth Helmet: 5

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