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Frankly, Robert Swift is as stunned as you are Amare


Perhaps he's looking to the trustworthy JumboTron for confirmation the ball actually went through the net, or maybe he just sees himself on the JumboTron and can't believe how insanely pale he is.

Nonetheless, someone can actually wake up today and say, "Hey, did you see Robert Swift dunk right in between Shaq and Amare last night?" 

Cherish this moment.


  1. tamtam

    December 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    a white guy can dunk??!! who’da thunk it!!

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    December 31, 2008 at 7:44 am

    is it me or he’s weirdy resembling a Cabbage Patch doll ??? I mean, that face can’t be considered human, I hope

  3. How do you spell retard?

    December 31, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Whitest. Person. Ever.
    “You’ve got a tribal [tattoo]. What tribe you running with these days, the Starbucks Warriors?”

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