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Patrick Ewing falls asleep in sauna, turns into 22-year-old


Patrick Ewing fell asleep in a sauna over the weekend, threatening the
lives of countless members of his local gym as his sweat caused a tidal
wave to burst into the adjacent locker room and spin class.  In a
bizarre but fortunate twist, Ewing walked away alive and looking like a

Either that or is drunk again.

UPDATE: still hasn't updated Ewing's page.  At least when ESPN has made gaffes like this, they change it almost seconds after the discovery.  Perhaps they're holding out for the rights to this magnificent shot?  Nonetheless, a bang up job by the NBA.

Patrick Ewing coaching profile (


  1. tamtam

    December 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    patrick ewing and orlando cabrera…separated at birth, perhaps?

  2. kevin

    December 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    He looks terrible without the flat top.

  3. Shane McMayonnaise

    December 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    I bet the O.C. can dunk too.

  4. debt reduction

    December 8, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Man, dangerous stuff. He is a lucky man to be alive!

  5. How do you spell retard?

    December 9, 2008 at 2:43 am

    Great find. I wonder how long they keep it up.

  6. TheSportsHernia

    December 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Junior really needs to get the flat-top goin:

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