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NHL suddenly intriguing

Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Sean Avery:

?I just wanted to comment on how it?s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.  I don?t know what that?s about.  But, enjoy the game tonight.?

Instead of being rewarded with his own talk show, the NHL suspended him for these comments. 

Make no mistake about it, during his suspension, Sean Avery will pork the snot out of your girlfriend.  And no, it won't be sloppy seconds you jackass, he's been there before.

2 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    December 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Avery is a douche, but seriously. Worst Suspension Ever.

  2. tamtam

    December 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    agreed! i dont even FOLLOW hockey, and i have to agree that this suspension is ridiculous!!

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