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Pau Gasol: The Sexiest Man Alive


Not only did the wonderful folks at People magazine get it right once again (eat your heart out, Mike Fratello), but the picture of choice for the cover certainly must make believers out of those of you who may have had your doubts. 

The expression on his face that some might foolishly confuse for fear is simply concern, concern for yet another group of women that fainted after he showcased his sexy armpits at the foul line.  Seriously, people need to stop fouling this guy.

Gasol becomes only the second NBA "player" to win the title, with of course renowned adonis Paul Mokeski and his legendary six year run being the first. 

To clarify, no photoshop work was done to him, those are actually Pau Gasol's derailed bottom teeth.


  1. Upstate Underdog

    December 1, 2008 at 11:12 am

    unfrozen caveman basketball player!

  2. tamtam

    December 1, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    i’m sure geico just found a new spokesperson for their caveman division 😉

  3. PeanutButterSpread

    December 1, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    he’s still better than the abomination that sits on the OKC Thunder bench: Robert Swift

  4. KeithLvr86

    December 1, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Him and his brother should form Hairtron.

  5. Big bulge

    December 1, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Funny,BUT you people are stupid

  6. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    December 2, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    I tried to do that with my teeth just now and almost broke my jaw

  7. TheSportsHernia

    December 3, 2008 at 10:54 am

    haha, you said BUT.

  8. jnr98

    December 3, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Pits of Fury!

  9. tamtam

    December 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    that means you’re not doing it right! its not hard to slack your jaw enough to make it look derailed.

  10. TheSportsHernia

    December 3, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Those pits could put Marv’s toupee shop out of business.

  11. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    December 4, 2008 at 12:53 am

    South to drop off, north to pick up…’re doing it wrong!!!!

  12. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    December 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Makes Bill Hanzlik look like an amateur

  13. Melissa

    September 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Yes pau gasol is sexy

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