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Report: Marc Iavaroni apparently trapped inside haunted house at all times


And Iavaroni's pretty positive he will never, ever get out.


  1. tamtam

    December 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    haunted house?! more like the funhouse with those crazy mirrors and he keeps seeing himself in the mirrors!

  2. TheSportsHernia

    December 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    It’s like Conan O’Brien did one of those “If they had kids” pictures. Still trying to figure out what combination of things created Marc Iavaroni though. Perhaps a goblin from CastleVania and Plastic Man?

  3. Stonehands

    December 26, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Is he constantly being shown highlights of Shawn Bradley inside this haunted house? What could possibly contribute to such overwhelming horror?

  4. Marv

    December 26, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    His head is also way too small for his body. He definitely looks like something out of Scooby-Doo. See that claw in the third pic from the right? Yikes!

  5. Stonehands

    December 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    HA. He’s constantly stuck in that scene at the end where they remove his mask.

  6. How do you spell retard?

    December 27, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Could also be a gay guy from a 70s sitcom. Owhhh, jeepers me!

  7. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    December 31, 2008 at 7:42 am

    could join Jeff Van Gundy in Milan and do some modeling

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