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Awful championship hat streak still very much alive


We have this crazy idea, how about designing a championship football hat that doesn't look like you're supporting your favorite NASCAR driver?

Here's another idea, unless it's Ohio State, how about headbutting the person who suggests the hat should be gray?

Also, after someone submits that wild shadowed lettering as the chief component of their design, how about shadowing them into a dark alley to play Wack-a-Mole with their knee caps?

Further, if the hat inexplicably changes colors on the side for no reason other than to change colors, perhaps stepping on the designer's hand until it changes colors at least three times will inspire better ideas?

Finally, if you're facing the hat and there's still more info to read on the sides, it might suit us all if you just sew that sponsor patch over one of your eyes and start talking like a pirate.



    January 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I thought it was just me! The day after the championship game I went to the Gators website and found this same ugly azz cap. Your so on the money. Who the heck designs /chooses this stuff. After being so proud of my team, what the $#$@!

  2. Von Kaiser

    January 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    This thing is two tones of gray with a splash of silver. That’s my Gators!!

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