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Breaking: Tony Romo now dating Dolly Parton
- Updated: January 26, 2009
And Tony, the real Dolly might be the better option at this point.
Oh, almost forgot, if you happened to attend the "99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off," please kill yourself.
Jessica Simpson, what in the hell?! (The Superficial)