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Breaking: Tony Romo now dating Dolly Parton

Anyone using Jessica Blimpson? yet?  If not, that shit is ours.

And Tony, the real Dolly might be the better option at this point.

Oh, almost forgot, if you happened to attend the "99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off," please kill yourself.

Jessica Simpson, what in the hell?! (The Superficial)


  1. zen wizard

    January 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    The link says the tickets were $45–that had better be some kick-ass chili!

  2. bustoff

    January 26, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Pushing. Maximum. Density.

  3. SkinCanoli

    January 26, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    To comfort Jessica, everyone shoved as much chili as possible into their pockets and pants.

  4. tamtam

    January 26, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    don’t forget shoving as much chili into jessica’s mouth…and it shows!!

  5. new orleans hornets

    January 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    wow, just one word wow!

  6. Upstate Underdog

    January 27, 2009 at 8:29 am

    seriously, what the shit?

  7. jnr98

    January 27, 2009 at 8:39 am

    The price of gas is up and so is Jessica’s waistline.

  8. tamtam

    January 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    bad tony!

  9. mak

    January 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    She’s angling for a Nutrasystems gig, I think

  10. mmr

    January 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    no joke in Dallas: Jessica Simpson just signed up to join an exclusive gym-resort in Dallas.

  11. John Rice

    January 27, 2009 at 6:44 pm


  12. Phone Sex Girls

    September 14, 2009 at 4:30 am

    Dolly Parton may seem like she’s all smiles and boobs and, well, you’d be correct. But did you know that deep down Dolly is a sex crazed racist? Well, according to the Howard Stern show she is! So this is some funny funny crap.

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