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Curry quickly denies allegations; but only the racist ones, not the gay stuff

Eddie-CurryKnicks center Eddy Curry immediately defended himself today against charges made against him by his former driver in a sexual-harassment suit, saying he was "shocked" by the allegations.  But the Knicks splinter-gatherer curiously focused only on the racism claims:

"It's false, and everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," he said after the Knicks-Hornets game.  "I've never made a comment like that, playing, or nothing… That's incredible, man."

Yes, Curry is charged with saying racist and anti-Semitic things to his driver, but also trying to solicit gay sex from him, pointing a shotgun at him, forcing him to get rid of his jizzrags and repeatedly approaching the driver in the buff, saying stuff like,
"Look at me, Dave, look" and, "Come and touch it, Dave"!!! 

When further prompted by the Hernia Mole, Curry further tried to clear the air:

"Whoa whoa whoa stop the presses!  I am no racist.  I might ask my limo driver to dispose of my dream catchers and then tell him to touch my chunky dingaling, but please, please – do not call me a racist!  How could I be?  Clearly I wanted to bone this moneylending honkey-ass kike."

5 Comments

  1. kevin

    January 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    I always kneeeew something was off about Curry.

    /raises eyebrow, scratches chin

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    January 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    according to Hernia sources, and the pic is the first evidence, Curry might not be the only Knick involved in the gay scandal, I see

  3. zen wizard

    January 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    I dunno…”a disgruntled employee who says [they] are owed $68,000 in wages…”

    I think I will have to let the courts sort this one out.

  4. tamtam

    January 14, 2009 at 10:47 am

    i hope curry’s wife reads that article. the ultimate insult to a woman is if her man comes out gay and he’s had affairs to back it up

  5. Kordell Stewart

    January 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I believe that’s called “On the downlow”

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