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Herbstreit and Musberger live from Hell In a Cell

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Anyone else wondering why ABC producers have opted to put Kirk Herbstreit and Brent Musberger inside a digital steel cage? 

Are they going to fight?  Are they being protected from rowdy patrons just like that band was at the Double Duece in Road House?  But how could a digital graphic actually protect them?  So many questions.

If they do end up wrestling, our money is on Brent, he's a seasoned veteran in the dirty field of broadcasting.  There's no question he could pull a foreign object out of his trunks Dockers at any given moment, or be aided by his evil brother, Dory Funk Bart Musberger.

5 Comments

  1. plinko chips

    January 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Prisoners Bowl?

  2. Stonehands

    January 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Why does the backdrop always have to be fake now?

    Looks retarded.

  3. How do you spell retard?

    January 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    FOX is thinking of doing this, but putting the game in the backdrop so we can witness 3+ hours of Aikman-Buck homoerotic tension, err I mean chemistry.

  4. Upstate Underdog

    January 2, 2009 at 9:21 am

    will there be a ladder involved in this cage match?

  5. Good Ole' JR

    January 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    I can totally hear Jim Ross screaming “Herbie goes bananas” when he reaches for the steel chair.

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