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In the name of Steve Serby, please make it be Sunday already

Steve-Serby

Come on, Steve, "Hair Jordan"?  We'd ask why, we really want to ask why, but you'd tell us you figured it just Fitz the column.

We give up, we're waving the white flag, but between now and Sunday we'd prefer not to hear that Fitzgerald's potential Super Bowl performance will have Arizona fans yelping "Will You Larry Me?", how fans finally got their visit from the real life Tooth Larry or how Larry is Everyone's Favorite Bird.

Also, if Arizona happens to pull out the victory, please don't say you Didn't Warner Us.

And, if the Steelers take a dump on the Cards, please don't write on Monday that it was a Heck of a Troy or that the beating they put on Arizona was a Cardinal Sin.

Finally, that bomb will explode in roughly ten seconds.

6 Comments

  1. Kurt Warner

    January 29, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    And the coverline for this piece was ‘Stop Larry’ Serby on the Super Bowl. Great stuff…

  2. Pepe' Le Pew

    January 29, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    That bomb needs to be in every one of his columns.

  3. Von Kaiser

    January 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Serby will find a way to work the bomb into his next column.

  4. tamtam

    January 29, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    kaboom!!

  5. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 29, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Michael Obernauer thinks Steve Serby is a joke

  6. TheSportsHernia

    January 29, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    “Larry Fitzgerald has 5 postseason TDs. He continues to make progress.”

    — Michael Obernauer

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