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Kendrick Perkins instantly in contention for worst nip slip ever

Kendrick-Perkins

This is the most abstract version of a nipple we've ever seen.  Quite an artist, that Kendrick Perkins.

7 Comments

  1. jnr98

    January 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I nominate the 0-16 tattooed Lions fan.

  2. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    January 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    his armpit must also smell awfully, look at Songaila’s expression, he’s clearly disgusted

  3. tamtam

    January 10, 2009 at 12:32 am

    naaah, i still think brandon ayenbadejo’s nipslip outranks this manchild’s nipslip. at least ayenbadejo had nipple rings! this guy is bare!

  4. Soy

    January 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Nah, Songalia’s always that ugly.

  5. TheSportsHernia

    January 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    The Perkins nip is almost in it’s own category. It’s basically the amoeba of offensive sports nipples.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amoeba

  6. tamtam

    January 10, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    puh-leeze, amoeba or not, i still think ayanbadejo’s nip beats perkens’ nip anytime. ayanbadejo has nipple rings and a kid with him when the slip occurred!! you can’t get more flashy (or bizzare, depending on how you look at it) than that!!

  7. TheSportsHernia

    January 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Nonetheless, this is the most publicity that Brendon Ayanbadejo has EVER received.

    I’m expecting a pierced Ayanbadejo jersey in the mail not later than Wednesday.

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