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McNabb lawn vandals as creative as they look


These two literary wizards pictured above were arrested last Sunday for vandalizing the lawn outside the home of Donovan McNabb.  According to the Chandler Police Department, the captivating duo used diesel fuel to burn the words ?Go
Cards,? ?Go Kurt? and ?I (heart symbol) AZ? on McNabb?s lawn.  Additionally, they put up a cardboard sign that said, "Beat Philly."  Wild!

What's even better than the abundance of biting words was how the two jackasses got caught.  On the cardboard they used for the sign was a sticker with one of the vandal's names and addresses
affixed to it.  Creative indeed.

While hard to top what's already been done, we did our best to come up equally biting stuff:

"Cards R Cooler"

"U Will Lose"

"Kool Kurt"

"Yay Cards"

"Donovan McNOT"

"No Puke, Just Choke"

"U Suck"

"Go McThrow Something"

"U Don't Mow Didley"

"Lick My McNuts"

"Zona Gives Us a Bonah"


  1. Upstate Underdog

    January 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    “Cards rule, You drool!”

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 23, 2009 at 2:34 am

    They also threw garbage on his lawn.

    Craig T. Nelson was said to have caught them in the act.

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