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Daily News gets scoop on first huge sports story of the year

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Is a chat with a New York Daily News sportswriter (hockey, no less) really live, developing or even a story?  With Hernia legend Michael Obernauer of all people?  And worthy of a fiery red exclamation point?  Great, no earthquakes or tsunamis today, but there’s a hockey chat coming up. 

Even the past five presidents took a backseat to what we can only imagine was a spirited, emoticon-laden chatfest for the ages.

Expect to see the following ‘breaking’ news alerts for all the other Daily News sports scribes some time later this week:

LIVE DEVELOPING STORY! 

Frank Isola beginning to write article.

Bill Gallo about to draw something perverted.

Bill Madden moments away from sweeping hair to other side of head.

Mitch Lawrence possibly off the market, ladies.

John Harper hopefully getting ready to depart the 1980s.

Filip Bondy just about finished sleeping with your wife.

Gary Myers rumored to eventually stop smiling when he speaks.

Mike Lupica debating whether to write about Yankee payroll, Hillary or both.

The Slammer to order wrestling Pay-Per View for 163rd straight month.

Bob Raissman’s mustache still considering throwing TV out window.

Hoops Weiss’ toupee accidentally headed for paper shredder.

Rich Cimini getting ready to compose wild email to friend.

Ralph Vacciano is laughing because he knows something that you do not.

Richard Huff amazingly still not being charged with something.

Vic Ziegel just moments from denying his role as Clark’s grandfather in Christmas Vacation.

5 Comments

  1. Bob

    January 7, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Applauding!

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 8, 2009 at 1:11 am

    I’m still sticking with my last comment:

    Super Bowl Recap

    by MICHAEL OBERNAUER

    The Giants scored in the fourth quarter to pull away from the Patriots by a final score of 17-14. The game was played in Arizona.

  3. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    January 8, 2009 at 1:14 am

    Man who plays illustator character on “Mad Men” rumored to be bisexual!

    Scoop by Michael Obernauer

  4. zen wizard

    January 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Hey, Obernauer is a rock star!

    He even beat Elvis coming back from the dead and slamming Travolta critics…oh, wait, that was Lisa Marie; but I am still impressed.

  5. TheSportsHernia

    January 8, 2009 at 11:38 am

    This was the Giants first Super Bowl win since they defeated Buffalo by an odd score of 20-19.

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