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Introducing Rondo, Son of Plastic Man

Rondo-Man

We all know Stacey Augmon was the original Plastic Man but the uncanny likeness in elasticity has made it clear to The Sports Hernia that Rajon Rondo is indeed: Son of Plastic Man.

It makes perfect sense: Rondo is almost 18 years younger than Augmon and his immunity to telepathic powers explains his fearless performance against Phil Jackson's Lakers last June.  The big question is whether Glen "Big Baby" Davis is his Woozy Winks or will Taylor's paint-thinning gas explosions trigger Plastic Man's weakness to acetone?

Whatever the answer, if Rondo ever happens to grace the court in Plastic Man's official creepy get-up, just know Scot Pollard had everything to do with it.

Update:  Looks like Rondo is just the latest of many superheros on the Celtics roster

4 Comments

  1. Pepe

    January 15, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    La cabeza de Rond? es muy peque?a.

  2. zen wizard

    January 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    I forget what superpowers Plastic Man had–but with that corkscrew hand, he would make a great sommelier in a French restaurant.

  3. TheSportsHernia

    January 15, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    HA! Awesome.

  4. JJ

    January 15, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    WHY THE HELL DOES PLASTIC MAN HAVE WEB FEET??

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