Sports Hernia Blog

Spencer Hawes…


… struggles with farting and dunking at the same time.

… is terrified of success.

… just got a whiff of that dude's armpit.

… has already convinced himself that he will somehow be made fun of for this.

… just got a new facebook picture.

… is furious that Nick Young and Sheldon Williams are saying, "Aw look, he's going to get a dunkie."

… will be known as Spencer Hoss to you, bitch.

… is shitting out a pot roast.

… sadly got called for an up-and-down on this play.


  1. Bob G

    January 24, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Not funny. Overplaying the ‘…blahblah’ thing. You’re slipping, hernia.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    January 25, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Bob-O! Given that your comment was posted on 10:45pm on a Saturday night, we’ll let this one slide.

  3. KingsFan

    January 27, 2009 at 9:24 pm just plain useless.

  4. juaninroseville

    December 11, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Spencer Hawes is displaying a total lack of understanding of the concept of defense and his skill set has diminished in this his third season. He should be a replacement for Jason Thompson when Jason needs a break.

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