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A-re you getting A-gitated with A-Rod headlines yet?

ARod-Covers

A-nnoyed readers A-ll over A-merica A-re A-bsolutely pissed A-bout A-n A-ll out blitz of A-wful A-Rod headlines from the A-ssociated Press, their local papers and other media A-ffiliates. 

So you need not worry people, you A-re not A-lone and you A-re not being A-n A-ggravating A-hole, this is A-trocious. 

Please proceed to go A-peshit, but do not A-ssassinate A-Rod's legacy until he's had a chance to A-ssess and A-ddress A-ll reports from the A-ssociated Press.  Even if you have evidence that A-Rod's nuts A-re A-bnormal in size and resemble A-corns.

Your best bet right now is to A-mbitiously cover your newspaper in A-1 Sauce and A-ttempt to eat it.

A-men.

UPDATE: Ronald Blum of the Associated Press has single-handedly just blown the doors off the A-Rod story:

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7 Comments

  1. John P

    February 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    F*cking A right.

  2. BobsBlitz.com

    February 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Great job – as always.

  3. BettorFan

    February 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    I can’t wait for Ronald Blum to report on this.

  4. Upstate Underdog

    February 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    A+

  5. Stonehands

    February 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Ronald Blum’s response to A-Rod’s response will be key.

  6. tamtam

    February 9, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    A-nnoying!

  7. TBone

    February 9, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Ronald Blum and Michael Obernauer should just form Voltron already:

    http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2008/10/new-rangers-bea.html

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