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Cole Hamels arrives to Spring Training pretending he’s shirtless on a beach with photographer Bruce Weber


Hamels' strange request that this photo be taken in black and white was denied by AP photographer Ray Schneeburger, who also refused to play Savage Garden's "Truly, Madly, Deeply", a song understandably near and dear to Cole's heart.


  1. tamtam

    February 15, 2009 at 12:02 am

    thats cole hamels?! holy crap! he looks like he belongs on the wall or on the bags of some teenage store like abercrombie or american eagle or wherever the hell those stores are that blare the loud techno music for the whole mall to hear.

  2. JA

    February 16, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Cole Hamels lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Hamels can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

    God made the world in six days, then rested on the 7th because 5 of those 6 were spent making Cole Hamels.

    Cole Hamels has no pubic hair. Hair cant grow on steel.

  3. Marv

    February 17, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Any truth to the rumor that he’s starring as Gambit in “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”?

  4. Sondra

    March 15, 2009 at 4:09 am

    umm, are you kidding? He looks perfect to me.

  5. Christine

    March 31, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    God he’s hot. I wrote a song about him, lol.

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