Sports Hernia Blog

Confirmed: Drew Gooden is dealing with Sports Hernia


Yes, it's true.  We've actually been trying to keep this one under wraps, but since Gooden's representatives took the liberty of leaking the story, we might as well tell you what's on the table in the potential deal between TheSportsHernia and Drew Gooden:

– Curious facial hair
– Neck hair poofs
– Hernia immunity
– Courtside seats
– Groupies
– Piano lessons

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