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ESPN wisely tranquilizes Berman’s hair for Super Bowl

Chris Berman on media day this past Tuesday…

Today, Super Bowl Sunday…

Thanks to some pepper spray, a few valium and a healthy injection of sodium pentobarbital, the untamed rooster combover has been shot the fuck down.


  1. Von Kaiser

    February 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Gotta be some freeze spray in there too. That thing is dead.

  2. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    February 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    my sources tell me ESPN stylists hastily tried to use Berman’s nose hair for his combover before opting for the tranquilizer….

  3. Marv

    February 1, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Any truth to the rumors that his hair is made from possum pubes?

  4. JSpicoli

    February 1, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    No but all hair comments aside, the guy is the most spot-off idiot announcer there is. He is 50% of why I cannot handle Eastcoast Sports Prejudice Network.

  5. Soy

    February 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    How do the worst announcers (Berman, Madden, Vitale) end up ‘irreplaceable legends’? I don’t give a shit how long they’ve been at it, their shticks are old and they should be shoved head-first out of the booth into a pit of pissed-off pubescent porcupines.

  6. Jason Ballew

    February 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    It’s amazing what television makeup can do for you.

  7. Von Kaiser

    February 2, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Terry Taylor is furious with this new look.

  8. studberttrigeek

    February 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm


    He could go all the way!!!!

    He is funny

  9. tamtam

    February 2, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    yeah. look at it. how can it NOT be from possum pubes?

  10. Stonehands

    February 2, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    He’s not only funny, he’s wacky too!

  11. Piston Honda

    February 2, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    At least madden knows what he’s talking about. We don’t but he does. Could be worse we could have Joe Buck calling it

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