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While we're here…

Jeter left with cousin Jeffrey
Matsui left with cousin Balki
Damon left with cousin Itt
Girardi left with my cousin Vinny
Gardner left with cousin Oliver
Swisher left with Cookie Monster's cousin Monster
Joba left with Uncle Elmer
Posada left with this Uncle Jesse
Texiera left with the real Uncle Jesse
Sabathia left with Uncle Buck
Pettitte left with Aunt Debbie
Wang left with Aunt Selma and Aunt Patty
Cano left con el t?o Melky

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