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Jeter left with cousin Jeffrey
Matsui left with cousin Balki
Damon left with cousin Itt
Girardi left with my cousin Vinny
Gardner left with cousin Oliver
Swisher left with Cookie Monster's cousin Monster
Joba left with Uncle Elmer
Posada left with this Uncle Jesse
Texiera left with the real Uncle Jesse
Sabathia left with Uncle Buck
Pettitte left with Aunt Debbie
Wang left with Aunt Selma and Aunt Patty
Cano left con el t?o Melky

8 Comments

1. 

   Stonehands

   February 26, 2009 at 10:56 am

   ESPN The US Weekly is my favorite channel

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2. 

   Von Kaiser

   February 26, 2009 at 11:17 am

   Cousin Larry!

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3. 

   Upstate Underdog

   February 26, 2009 at 11:39 am

   Sabathia or Joba had to have left with Aunt Jemima, they love their pancake syrup.

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4. 

   Upstate Underdog

   February 26, 2009 at 11:40 am

   also players on the Red Sox leave with Aunt Flo becuase they have vaginas.

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5. 

   Shane McMayonnaise

   February 26, 2009 at 12:14 pm

   Dustin Pedroia should change his name to Dusty Vagina.

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6. 

   paul

   February 26, 2009 at 1:04 pm

   Who’s Ling?

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7. 

   Stonehands

   February 26, 2009 at 1:17 pm

   Wang’s cousin? No idea where you got Ling from.

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8. 

   Alex

   February 26, 2009 at 4:00 pm

   Ha, in other news, Shaq just made another twitter post, gasp!

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