Favre merchandise clearance sparks other enticing discounts

The New York Jets subtle "Brett Favre 50% Off Everything!!!" sale set the internet ablaze yesterday as surely anyone who ever watched a game of football snatched up a Favre throwback jersey, a must-have Brett figurine, a truly pathetic "#4 Favre" hat, or hell, even a set of Jets branded Crocs.

To no surprise, it only took a few hours before for the rest of the sports merchandising world caught on and offered saliva-inducing discounts of their own. 

Here are some of the treasures we discovered in our quest for the ultimate sports gear.

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Can't go wrong here with Kurt Rambis.  Perfect last minute Valentine's Day gift for your lady friend.  Free ski goggles and embarrassing wig with purchase.

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Nothing beats a wrinkled, youth small Bryant Reeves jersey.  Wildly popular at funerals.

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Jay Fiedler signed replica Dolphins helmet.  Consider wearing this badboy to your next 8-Minute Dating adventure.

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Evvvverbody's wearing these in Mordor.  Plus, at 278% off, they pay you!

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You heard 'em, pal, take this shit!  But if you don't shatter at least two limbs while putting this one on, send this shit back.

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Like you haven't already tried to order a Shawn Bradley Wingdings jersey from NBA.com.  Plastic hanger strangely included.

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