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Hurry up and get your horrific Steelers Championship gear

Seahawks-Champs-hat

Nothing like a Super Bowl Championship hat designed for the Seattle Seahawks.  This hat is a must have for all Steelers fans.

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Steelers-Leather-jacket

Unless you already own a hat that is littered with at least 35 team related pins, or you can form wings with your ear hair, do not buy this leather jacket.

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One-For-the-Other-Thumb

If you have a Steelers credit card then you're probably foaming at the mouth right now, so just get it over with and buy this piece of crap.

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Steelers-white-champs-shirt

Plenty of room on this one to show off ketchup, mustard and sauteed onion stains.  It's all yours, fatty.

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Sixburgh-Shirt

This one will marry well with your traditional Sunday attire of yellow and black Blitzburgh boxers and of course, your Terrible Towel jizzrags.

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Stadium-shirt

Probably the most thoughtful design we've seen to date.  This one will look pretty sweet when you're drinking out of that awesome Cablevision mug you ordered last month.

12 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    February 2, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    most Steeler fans will have to apply for a loan to buy that leather jacket.

  2. Jaypwn

    February 2, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    You can have an amazing Steeler’s pack for only 89.99 while supplies last. AND this year they are introducing the championship TOWEL, a must have.

    Steeler’s nation has officially jumped the shark; becoming almost as annoying as Red Sox Nation.

  3. Marv

    February 2, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Could they make the Steelers logo smaller on that last shirt? I wonder if it’s just a removable decal.

  4. zen wizard

    February 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    If you walk into a hair stylist and say, “Give me the Jeff Reed,” it will cost you $80 plus extra hold styling mouse.

    (I checked…)

  5. Singles

    February 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Is that hat a shot at the Steelers or are they just twisting the knife on Seattle fans? That poor city.

  6. GM-Carson

    February 2, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Six-Burgh…sounds like Shitsburgh

  7. Soy

    February 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    I’m calling it now – “Sindy Sucks Sexburgh” or something similar is made withing six months.

    100:1 – Pittsburgh changes its name to Roethlisburgh.

  8. fee

    February 3, 2009 at 10:44 am

    the reason why it’s those colors is because those are the colors from this years super bowl logo.

  9. Matt

    February 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Sour grapes? Yes, yes, YES! Let me bathe in your tears. Cry some more….oh yes…

  10. jay tee

    February 16, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Its funny. I automatically thought of the seahawks when I saw that cap too.

  11. tamtam

    February 16, 2009 at 11:38 am

    its both. plus, it doesnt help the fact that seattle just sucks as a sports city (*cough* mariners)

  12. bob

    March 2, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    you suck steelers rock

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