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It’s strictly a two-man race for NCAA’s Cabbage Patch Kid of the year

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Will the suddenly fragile Blake Griffin clinch the award by shrinking to 24" in height and hopping in Jeff Capel's lap?

Will Luke Harangody remove himself from the race and finally exorcise his Cabbage Patch demons by beheading a doll at midcourt against Rutgers tonight?

Will Blake carry Luke around as his good luck doll if Notre Dame doesn't make the big dance?

Will they both finally come forward to reveal that the doll above is in fact their love child, and seconds later, giggle uncontrollably? 

And can someone tell us where we can get some of that old school White Sox gear?

4 Comments

  1. KENYON

    February 25, 2009 at 11:49 am

    “Will the suddenly fragile Blake Griffin clinch the award by shrinking to 24″ in height and hopping in Jeff Capel’s lap?”

    This I would like to see.

  2. tamtam

    February 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    come to chicago! we got tons of old-school white sox gear!

  3. zen wizard

    February 25, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Sadly, FERPA regulations prevent us all from getting a good laugh looking at these guys’ GPAs.

  4. Von Kaiser

    February 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    They’ll never do what Greg Gumbel did for the Cabbage Patch brand.

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