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Jeter, Torre kick off Spring Training in memorable fashion

Joe Torre_phixr

Seriously, Joe?  One more button and it'll be an all-out orgy at the Del Boca Vista de Phoenix.  Expect him to be wearing this by opening day.

Derek Jeter boner_phixr

It's pretty early for this one, but the tremendously awkward boner of the season so far belongs to Derek Jeter.  Judging by his expression, he worked pretty damn hard for it.

6 Comments

  1. BroadwayBrett

    February 13, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Del Boca Vista phase 2 – the boner for Arod.

  2. Soy

    February 14, 2009 at 12:10 am

    Can’t blame Jeter – after seeing Torre looking like that, you’d have Florida poking out of your pants, too.

  3. tamtam

    February 14, 2009 at 12:35 am

    derek you sad, lonely man. but hey, you know he’s clean-no steroid user would have a boner THAT big!!

  4. JSpicoli

    February 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    that is a ball in his pocket. all lame jokes aside

  5. TheSportsHernia

    February 15, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Really?

  6. i love derek jeter (k sickafus)

    July 17, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Most ladies want a man whose BIG;) down there so know we know he is lol. Damn he is so sexy.
    GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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