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- Clyde McFly argues over an eggplant, a peach and a smiley face
- Traded 4 Times in 6 Days, Luke Ridnour Asks Himself … ‘Who am I?’
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- Learn The Ins & Outs Of Beer Can Chicken From Clyde McFly
- LeBron’s Wild Hairline Fits Larry O’Brien Trophy … and a Chew Toy
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- The Boston Globe Has Officially Stopped Giving A Shit
- Updated: February 24, 2009
… has just learned his gig at Folsom Prison has been canceled.
… still wonders why Notre Dame joined the Big East.
… will shove a piping calzone straight up your ass.
… somehow coaches basketball in the state of Indiana.
… will leave Notre Dame to coach the New Jersey Vinnys.
… is a Sprocket.
… hopes to get "The Glow" and defeat Sho'Nuff.
… is from some sort of Italian-inspired future.