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- Johnny Football’s Money Sign Becomes Latest NFL Star to Retire Early
- Learn The Ins & Outs Of Beer Can Chicken From Clyde McFly
- LeBron’s Wild Hairline Fits Larry O’Brien Trophy … and a Chew Toy
- “Danny Farts Ball” Video Has 500K Views
- The Boston Globe Has Officially Stopped Giving A Shit
- Detroit Lions Take Sucking to An All New Level
- Sepp Blatter Resigns, Vince McMahon Rumored as Replacement
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- T.J. Miller Wins Hernia Immunity For 25 Years
- Updated: February 24, 2009
… has just learned his gig at Folsom Prison has been canceled.
… still wonders why Notre Dame joined the Big East.
… will shove a piping calzone straight up your ass.
… somehow coaches basketball in the state of Indiana.
… will leave Notre Dame to coach the New Jersey Vinnys.
… is a Sprocket.
… hopes to get "The Glow" and defeat Sho'Nuff.
… is from some sort of Italian-inspired future.