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Mike Brey…

Mike-Breyis the mafia.

… has just learned his gig at Folsom Prison has been canceled.

… still wonders why Notre Dame joined the Big East.

… will shove a piping calzone straight up your ass.

… somehow coaches basketball in the state of Indiana.

… will leave Notre Dame to coach the New Jersey Vinnys.

… is a Sprocket.

… hopes to get "The Glow" and defeat Sho'Nuff.

… is from some sort of Italian-inspired future.


  1. John P

    February 24, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Won’t quite look at a calzone the same way anymore.

  2. The Dude

    February 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    …is tellin’ ya to get yer fuckin’ shinebox.

  3. Stonehands

    February 24, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    … shits Godfather DVDs and pisses marinara sauce.

  4. Shane McMayonnaise

    February 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    … just wants to know if there’s a fucking problem here.

  5. zen wizard

    February 24, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    His tailor sure wetted his beak after that last sit-down.

  6. tamtam

    February 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    is john travolta in a few years time

  7. Soy

    February 24, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Travolta could only dream of having Brey’s waistline.

  8. tamtam

    February 24, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    i meant face-wise. i know travolta’s too fat. but if he works out, he might get close to mike brey’s waistline-size

  9. Shane McMayonnaise

    February 24, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Mike Brey would like to take a bat to Travolta’s knee caps for his putrid performance in the film “Michael.”

  10. tamtam

    February 24, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    ‘michael’ was like ‘hancock’, only more sappy. but on that tangent, both movies sucked

  11. TheSportsHernia

    February 25, 2009 at 9:20 am

    His tailor was wise to do so after that last incident at the pork store.

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