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MLB photo day artistry continues

The first day of school theme keeps on truckin' for Major League Baseball's photo day.  Behold, excited members of the White Sox.

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Ehren Wassermann is from Sylacauga, Alabama.  He's not a city guy.  He's a bit uneasy.  Just leave him alone. 

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Amazingly, Brian Anderson is not from Alabama.

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Strangely, Jose Contreras, who came into the league at age 26 just seven seasons ago, is now 64.

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BURP.

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Don't pretend to be happy with that hangover, pal.  Visine Jim, Visine.

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If your name was Lance Broadway you'd be smiling like this too.

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Scott Linebrink sans Oakley Blades for the first time in 19 years.

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A frazzled John Danks openly fears his chest hair and beard will unite to become one.

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What the?  Expect Tony LaRussa to look like Dick Stockton by June.

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The passion of the Glaus.

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The theme to Friday Night Lights slowly gains momentum while Colby Rasmus envisions personal greatness.

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Khalil Greene isn't kidding, death becomes you if this doesn't get done in one shot.

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Kyle Lohse ain't messin' around in this bitch, understood?

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Is it somehow not clear to you that I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain?

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If it wasn't for the fact that Endy's hat is a flattering four sizes too big, you'd think that 'S' was floating.

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Yeah, that's right, this 38 mph sinker is comin' inside!

16 Comments

  1. friar

    February 21, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Hilarious. LaRussa is SPENT.

  2. eeedlef

    February 21, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Where are you getting these pictures?

  3. Shane McMayonnaise

    February 21, 2009 at 11:17 am

    +1,000 to newfound legend Ehren Wassermann.

  4. Von Kaiser

    February 21, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Did they beat the living piss out of him before they took the shot?

  5. Vajayjay Mariotti

    February 21, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Khalil Greene: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines. And brudda, I hurt people.

  6. zen wizard

    February 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    I have gotten better “vibes” off the photos on the Post Office wall.

  7. CrabApple

    February 21, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Tony LaRussa thought that by eating ass you cant get herpes. He was wrong.

  8. Ephialt?s

    February 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    LaRussa is not on the juice. Oh, wait.

  9. Mike

    February 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    The Jamie Moyer one cracked me up!

  10. m_works

    February 21, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Is it me, or is Moyer slowly turning into Eddie Harris from “Major League”?

  11. tamtam

    February 21, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    AAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    check out what i wrote about the white sox on picture day: http://tamandocomando.blogspot.com/2009/02/picture-day.html

    leave the chicago sports, specifically the white sox bashing, to me :)

    good job anyway

  12. Gerrard Sir Hornypants

    February 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    LaRussa looks like he just walked out of an 72-hour orgy

    and when did Bartolo Colon get a head transplant with Andre the Giant?

  13. tamtam

    February 21, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    gerrard-

    bartolo’s always been fat! i remember when he came to the white sox the 1st time around. he was practically a beach ball back then!! i remembered thinking ‘oh, he’ll blend right in with the rest of the fat people in the us’

    btw-is that suspicious looking thing on larussa’s lip a cold sore? makes matsui’s look trivial!

  14. How do you spell retard?

    February 22, 2009 at 12:31 am

    He has David Eckstein’s tiny shoes to fill.

    Seriously, some asshole named their kid Lance Broadway?

  15. TheSportsHernia

    February 23, 2009 at 11:51 am

    Yes, and we love spam too!

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