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MLB photo day lives up to the hype
- Updated: February 20, 2009
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Andy Pettitte shortly after being presented with a mountain of sexual harassment charges. That or the conservative pitcher has just received his first shocker.
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Jeter appears mentally vacant. Or physically violated. One of Pettitte's victims?
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This is the "I've watched porn every day since the season ended, any questions?" face.
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Joe Girardi now officially half caveman, half lizard. He looks like he could snatch a baseball out of the air with his tongue at any given moment. Prediction: He will complete metamorphosis to Serpentor by July.
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Somewhere in this photo is Ryan Braun. Who knew the Brewers of all teams would be the ones to embrace the darkness?
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Fittingly, Eric Gagne is already drifting into the shadows.
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The "I'll be manager by late July" face.
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No matter how dark and dreary they make this photo shoot, it's still little Craiggy Counsell.
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I'm Braden Looper. You've been warned.
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Danny Haren somehow thinks he's nude and posing for Hairy Boys magazine.
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Scott Schoeneweis showing genuine concern that he's returning this season as Scott Schoeneweis.
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Bobby Cox apparently spent the offseason sunbathing in butter.
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Buddy Carlyle can't believe he's Buddy Carlyle.
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I like baseball!
tamtam
February 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
from kindergarten on, everyone knows that picture day is the worst. unless mom fixes your hair and reminds you to smile, you just know that the picture is never gonna come out right.
Marv
February 20, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Was Gerardi in the latest season of The Contender or something?
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February 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
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Stonehands
February 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm
He boxed an Altered Beast and Michael Spinks at the same time.
Shane McMayonnaise
February 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm
What a Joba by Joba!
— John Sterling
Von Kaiser
February 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Is that Derek Van Gundy? Jeter hasn’t slept a fucking wink.
honeynut
February 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Is Pinnacle making “Studio” cards again or something? Those Brewers shots are odd.
Stonehands
February 20, 2009 at 5:16 pm
The Undertaker is drooling over those.
TheSportsHernia
February 20, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Especially when you have a suspicious cold sore on your lip like Matsui.
tamtam
February 20, 2009 at 9:16 pm
you have to look twice to catch matsuis cold sore, but his picture is not nearly as creepy as dan haren’s pic. haren looks like the guy who’d bust the sheriff’s head open for interrupting his trailer orgy or something disgusting like that. im sure giambi would love this guy if haren ever goes to the yankees, but that would be provided that joba doesnt get to him 1st.
Wickethewok
February 21, 2009 at 3:08 am
The Jeff Francoeur caption is perfect.
Mike
February 21, 2009 at 8:57 am
Yeah, I actually laughed out loud! Great post. First time here, but I’ve just added it to my list of blogs to read because of this post.
Zane Smith
February 21, 2009 at 4:27 pm
If you take out Pettite’s “chin butt,” he and Girardi are the same guy!
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