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Renaming Citi Field

Stadium-implosionTwo congressman are demanding that Citibank withdraw their 20-year naming rights for the Mets new Stadium scheduled to open this April. 

But change the name to what? 

The Hernia mole faxed the following proposed alternates to Mets longtime public relations guru Jay Horwitz:

– City Field
– Sitty Field
– Shitty Field (come on, we had to)
– Sein Field
– Sally Field
– Hello My Name is Field
– Not Shea Stadium
– Field Of Queens
– The Knew Shea Stadium
– Yankee Stadium
– Ponzi Park
– Fraud Field
– At Least We Were Never Called Enron Field
– El Campo
– Sal & Vinny's House
– Mr. Met's Sex Dungeon
– The House That Rusty Staub Ate
– Rocker's Seven Train Shit Palace
– Exclusively in SAP Stadium
– Inevitable Horrible Plane Crash Field
Firecracker Field
– Everything Blows Except 1986 Field
– Fuck Madoff Memorial Field
– The New Stadium Next to The Spot Where Shea Stadium Was


  1. bo

    February 3, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    #2 Field…

    …it works on multiple different levels – a synonym for shit, Shea Stadium part deux, their division standing in October, the rank of their popularity amongst MLB teams in NY, where Marlins and Braves players go to end their careers…


    February 3, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Storm Field?

  3. zen wizard

    February 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Metamucil Park.

    (Ties in team and new sponsor.)

    Nicorette Park.

    (Competes with Wrigley Field because this gum gives you a buzz.)

    Freakish Frankenstein Head Mascot Field.

    (Too long?)

    Big Applebee’s Field.

    (Okay I am stretching with that one.

  4. kevin

    February 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Gotta be something catchy, but also something only the Mets could come up with. How about:

    Wilpon & Sons Funeral Home

  5. Sports Tsar

    February 3, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    This one’s for Anna Benson:

    All-Latino Field

  6. tamtam

    February 3, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    that’s classic 🙂

  7. zen wizard

    February 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm


    Seriously, could we do any WORSE than Citi Field?


  8. How do you spell retard?

    February 3, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Goddamn Mongorians!!!

  9. The Grammarphile

    February 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    How ’bout Perpetually Second Place Field…or Choke Field? 😉

  10. Jim

    February 3, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    The Wilpons should really take the high road and forget a corporate sponsor.

    “Obama Memorial Park” has a real nice ring to it. At least New Yorkers can say they’re apart of history.


    February 4, 2009 at 10:12 am


  12. jnr98

    February 4, 2009 at 10:51 am

    The TARP (after the buyout)

  13. Upsate underdog

    February 4, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Ciudad Field (Omar approves)

  14. tamtam

    February 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    you could name citi field ‘wrigley field II’. take a hint from chicago-the city where baseball chokes originated

  15. tamtam

    February 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    you could call citi field ‘wrigley field II’-take a hint from the chicago cubs: the kings of chokes

  16. Marshall

    September 9, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Marlins End the Season Field.

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