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Report: Ben Roethlisberger now storing game balls exclusively in cheeks

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Among the items these fortunate game balls will be joining inside Roethlisberger's cheeks range from seasonal acorns, cartoon chipmunks, various Nickelback CDs, a spare tire to a '94 Ford Bronco, Bubby Brister, Bill Cowher's mustache from the 1997 AFC Championship, Missy Peregrym's exoctic panties and x-ray's of the the heroic QB's pre-Super Bowl injury that may or may not even exist.

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