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Startling images from around the NBA: All-Star Edition

Once again, it's time for another look at some of the more animated action often seen around the NBA throughout its short twenty-seven eight month season.  If you come across something funny, by all means, send it on in

Behold, the greatest All-Star Celebrity game ever.

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Shortly before for it all comes to an end, Stuart Scott, T.O., Curly from the Globetrotters and Ronald McDonald gather for a picture.

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Rick Fox gushes to Dr. J and a couple Globetrotters about his first rape scene in Oz.

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T.O. emerges from the locker room not realizing he's still wearing his trusty ass-spelunking gear.

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An exhausted 43-year old Dan Majerle learns on the fly the challenges of playing extremely hungover.

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Dikembe Mutombo leans in to tell Cindy McCain, "Arggdargfff Harghmargsldfakl Cookie Baerrggdargfff."

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Chris Paul and Yao Ming pose for a promo shot while the Rockets center playfully yells Sloth's infamous "Hey.. You.. Guys!!" line from the Goonies.

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Tim Duncan flaunts one of his finest attributes: unfiltered spontaneity.

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Dikembe Mutombo and Bill Russell spotted together shortly before handing out wedgies to every lame celebrity inside U.S. Airways Center.  It would prove to be a long night for the tireless big men.

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The true master of his own domain, A.C. Green!!

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Devin Harris does his best mash-up impersonation of Ludacris and a bumblebee.

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No one was more excited than T.O. about the prospect of converting a finger roll in front of the great Julius Erving.

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Little Craig Sager pops up on the screen to suggest Dwyane Wade attach a live cheetah to his jacket in order to compliment the gold accents in his bow tie.

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Eva Longoria climaxes after sniffing the $960,000 worth of jewelry of the hand and wrist of rapper Ludacris.

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Shaq's wang wishes his longtime pal good luck before The Big Cactus' now infamous dance performance with the Jabberwockeez.

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LeBron lets one lucky fan test his other Big Apple product.

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David Stern reminds us all that for every happy Ken Rosensquirrel, there's always a miserable little rodent lurking around the corner.

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Shaq, the Phoenix Gorilla and the Orlando Magic's mascot pose with three insufferable douchebags.

4 Comments

  1. JJ

    February 17, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    GREAT STUFF!!! GOOD JOB!!ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE!!

  2. How do you spell retard?

    February 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Come on, Phoenix Gorilla! Even the horse face and the Dallas mascot (not Orlando mascot) had the decency to wear pants.

  3. Marv

    February 19, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Ha! What a living legend

  4. TheSportsHernia

    February 19, 2009 at 8:47 am

    He really operates on his own accord. What arrogance.

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