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Really, Fernando, a sore right palm?  At 3 a.m.?  Any other intimate secrets you'd like to share?  Why don't you just hand over the rest of your raunchy diary to the Daily News right now.

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11 Comments

  1. zen wizard

    February 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    I have a special weekend planned with Rosie Palm, so I will ask her about this and let you know…

  2. BobsBlitz.com

    February 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    And now that I keep reading this gem –

    ‘Baseballs Spring Fling’
    ‘Mets Rotation Well Armed’
    ‘Each tossed a pair’
    ‘Jerry Manuel watched’
    ‘I really enjoy being behind the shortstop’
    ‘Francesa met up with Rusty Kuntz and now Dick Trickles’

  3. tamtam

    February 24, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    ferny, you sad lonely man…could you come up with a more ridiculous injury then a sore palm? if you dont wanna work, surely you can come up with a more creative excuse

  4. zen wizard

    February 24, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Have you ever tried switching to your left hand? It’s weird you start fantasizing about Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright and stuff.

  5. tamtam

    February 24, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    CREEPY OLD HAGS!!!

  6. Joe

    February 24, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Mike Francesa thinks Fernando Tatis just had a sore right palm and doesn’t understand all the fuss.

  7. tamtam

    February 24, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    you’re a guy. use your imagination

  8. TheSportsHernia

    February 25, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Tatis certainly used his.

  9. TheSportsHernia

    February 25, 2009 at 9:17 am

    That’s his pen name is this mysterious diary of his.

  10. Stonehands

    February 25, 2009 at 10:44 am

    David Cone approves of this injury.

  11. DJ

    February 25, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Mike Hampton and Carl Pavano laugh at this lame attempt at an injury.

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