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Andre Smith’s rack sparks striking resemblance to alien from Meatballs II


Behold, the rebirth of screen legend Meathead on Andre Smith's chest.

This disturbing side-by-side comparison was inspired by the great Tirico Suave, who compiled quite a collection of creatures that resemble Smith's breast and gut explosion, including renowned member of the NBA's All-Time Pretty Boys, Popeye Jones.

Which Hideous Creature Most Resembles Andre Smith?s Torso (Tirico Suave)


  1. John P

    March 24, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Some of us are eating lunch for chrissakes.

  2. Flanders

    March 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    I haven’t had lunch yet, but is it strange that I’m now eating a doughnut?


    March 24, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Gah!! I just threw up in my mouth.

    If the Eagles draft that fat bastard, I’ll begin an email barrage to the team & request an immediate breast reduction for him.

  4. IMDB Fan

    March 24, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Just checked IMDB and, yep, he is credited in Meatballs II

  5. Marv

    March 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Me Ted

  6. tamtam

    March 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    how utterly disgusting!! get that fat bastard a manssiere!!!!

  7. JRod

    March 24, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Wow, the resemblance in uncanny!

  8. birds

    March 25, 2009 at 10:00 am

    At the 2009 NFL Combine, Smith weighed 332 pounds… Smith also admitted that he wasn’t prepared or in shape.

    His Pro Day performance at Alabama on March 11, 2009 was equally unimpressive, although his weight was down to 325 pounds.

    (on his wiki page)

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